twentytaystitches:

I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me


ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*


ma-am-agram:

she’s in a long black coat tonight


chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise


captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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folkstellar:

We’ve all got both light and dark inside us.

 What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.


hate:

is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time


benvolio-the-living:

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.


  • me flirting: however flareon is the only fully evolved fire-type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam

labouff:

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner.


azuila:

katara.

Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.


babyphatjeans:

when u see a zodiac sign post and u not only look for ur sign but u look for bae’s as well. 


crisolyn-uendelig:

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