Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
accurate representation of my high school career
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
whenever an interviewer calls bucky barnes a bad guy, you can see sebastian stan die a little inside
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.
when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework
because it’s romantic. while everbody’s sleeping. in the middle of the night. it’s so guiet. it’s only u and ur homework. teardrops falling down…
*George RR Martin watches Game Of Thrones*
This is not my design.
"This touch was a gift given to him, but not by anyone in particular. There was no books, no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was." ~ The Narrator
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
I feel like a really good practical joke someone could play on Jim would be to superglue his swivel command chair.
So when he goes to swivel around to look at Spock ( which lets face it is about every 0.2 seconds) he’d just sort of half fall out onto the floor and no one would look up because they would be all too busy trying not to laugh, because seriously the bridge crew are just so done with all the long soulful staring.