crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining


mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could


kittykitpanda:

The Marauders always stayed ridiculously close to each other.
It was as though they shared a collective ‘personal space’ rather than having four separate ones.
It was so common to see that others thought little of it when they piled in, two to an armchair, or sat on the grass outside in a tangle of crossed legs, or walked around the halls bumping elbows and slinging arms over one another’s shoulders.


Morality is malfunction. 


twentydollar-nosebleed:

i love urban dictionary because where the hell else are you going to find an encyclopedia of the slang terms used by like five skater kids in some american suburb in 2008


clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water




spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers


undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!


cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way


  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

  • me: [about benedict cumberbatch as Khan] he's so hot
  • mom: he's old enough to be your father
  • me: yeah but art in museums is hundreds of years old but i can still admire the artwork

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry


  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*